Being a Woman… A F* Delight! [NSFW]

Warning

This post contains foul language, rants, and zero filtered fucks.

The Joys of Being a Woman

Being a woman is one of the greatest blessings in the world. But it also comes with the greatest curse of all time: PMS, Period, and Pugnacity, all rolled into one big punch in the stomach every 28 days or so.

Some environments deal with this issue better than others. Spain, for example, has a law that grants women the right to take paid menstrual leave. It has its upsides and downsides, but I guess it’s a way forward to acknowledging that a vast majority of women really do suffer from mood swings, hormonal changes, and all the wonderful accompanying mental and physical pain.

For me, it’s not so much about the physical pain because over time I’ve developed an insane threshold for pain – it’s the psychological madness that gets me.

I truly believe other people would benefit more than me if I were away for a few days, or at least a day. Like I said, it’s not the pain as much as the fact that if you just look at me, I’d either kill you, cry, or throw a tantrum, because – why the fuck are you looking at me?! The same applies if you don’t look at me, because – why the fuck are you *not* looking at me?1

Sometimes, at home, I’ll get into arguments just for the sake of it, and then pursue them on purpose, even though I am fully aware that I’m wrong and that what I’m saying makes no sense. Which is totally absurd because I am usually the bigger man (pun not intended, though massive red flag detected language-wise).

On the one hand, I’d like to be normal; on the other hand, I truly don’t give a shit.

Which is why I made this game.

50 Shades of Psychotic Pink

I said it once, but I’ll say it again – the game features some foul language, so it’s not for the faint-hearted. Scroll away if you’re easily offended.

Before we get into the nitty gritty, this game is not all just fuck and fun.

It is also a great way to give your working memory a fucking boost (pun not intended, again) because there’s a lot going on there – memorizing, visualizing, matching, to name a few things.

Plus, it strengthens your visual processing, because you will need to match rather similar colors, and it trains visual-spatial awareness due to the constant shuffling of buttons.

It requires focus, attention, and control, not to mention fast processing speed, which sharpens your mental agility.

The game has some funny elements, if you have any strength left to break a laugh. Some of you may find it relaxing, while others, enraging. If it calms you down, that’s good – if it helps you vent, it’s even better.

And yes – men can play it too. And if it triggers the emotions of annoyance, exasperation, and despair, then you may have caught a glimpse of how it feels.

How many times can you curse in a minute?

The word fuck is paired with ten words that make up a new meaning presented in different shades – rather similar, of course.

Below, there are ten corresponding buttons. Match the ending with the right color and keep going for a full minute to see how many times you can curse in a minute.

But be careful – if you make a mistake, the game is over, and you have to start again.

Let’s do this!

Feeling better? Or worse? Because that’s fine too. 😉

Share the game with a woman who needs a fuck-this-shit break. 🩷