Be grateful, or Karma will make you salty!

Him: Oh, hey, so great you got home early! Will you finish lunch, and I’ll make the salad? You never add enough salt…

(…thirty seconds later…)

Karma: Hold my beer.

Lesson of the day: Be grateful, or Karma will make you salty!

In all fairness, we did end up eating chicken salad with sesame chicken (courtesy of yours truly 🙈), so a green salad with a shovel of salt seemed rather fitting as a side dish…